I found a hilarious poem on allaboutmanners website, but the post was deleted. Here is a stanza and a link to the whole poem (5 stanzas) you can follow and read it elsewhere, if you like:
April Fool’s Day
by Kenn NesbittMackenzie put a whoopie cushion
on the teacher’s chair.
Makayla told the teacher
that a bug was in her hair.
Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion
on the teacher’s chair.
Makayla told the teacher
that a bug was in her hair.
Alyssa brought an apple
with a purple gummy worm
and gave it to the teacher
just to see if she would squirm.
Elijah left a piece of plastic
dog doo on the floor,
and Vincent put some plastic vomit
in the teacher’s drawer.
Amanda put a goldfish
in the teacher’s drinking glass.
These April Fool’s Day pranks
are ones that you could use in class.
Before you go and try them, though,
there’s something I should mention:
The teacher wasn’t fooling
when she put us in detention.
–Kenn Nesbitt
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It´s me! I´m reading you.
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LOL Ah, I did get an award yesterday, and I thought you’d seen that.
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I did. So congrat´s!
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Thanks. Hope you are treating yourself well. 🙂
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I´m doing good, told you I have ten life´s.
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Excellent! Just keep careful count! LOL
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You got an award!
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Yes, I have a draft to put up, but I never seem to find the time. Hugs, Brenda
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